Mr Man has just sent me this picture for my profile thingy. Taken a couple of weeks ago after Minx had had her fun on my face - practicing her make-up techniques. Let her express herself I say.
He has just re-named me Lady Blah Blah.
Not sure if I think this is funny or not.
Not sure I look evil enough.
It's a start.
You see, we're all at it now! Unleashing the inner tart. You look fabulous - eyes, hair, the lot! Is that hair your own?
ReplyDeleteAww... if only I looked half as good as that!
ReplyDeleteI mean, sometimes I look wacky, but only because I have 3 days of food and general crud down my front, have lost the hairbrush (again) and cant find a matching pair of shoes.
How galling! I had pictured you as a wizened, prematurely aged troll like myself. But you're actually - gasp! - really attractive!
ReplyDeleteNow that I know you're a pretty lady, I don't think you should swear. It's not becoming, and you'll never get a boyfriend.
Love the hair!
ReplyDeleteHate to disappoint but without my 10 year old stylist and bleached out computer screen lighting I am indeed a wizened prematurely aged troll. Usually found muttering to herself or swearing at small children in supermarket aisles wearing the same clothes I woke up in - wherever that may have been. Eating my way round the bread section leaving a trail for the abandoned (or simply embarrassed) minors in my charge, possibly with a tampon stuck halfway down my tights.
ReplyDeleteMy next post may indeed be a list of the worst behaved crimes I have perpetrated in supermarkets. Got me thinking again and that's never a good idea.
As for the 'You'll never get a nice boy if you keep doing that' line my friend would say to her mother 'I don't want a NICE boy'.
Maybe my next post could be things my cool friend has replied to her poor mother over the years. Sorry C - I am about to exploit our friendship shamelessly.
....Thinking again...............
it is a fantastic image and i wish i could get away with that look.
ReplyDeletein fact, if the pink was grey, the hollow cheeks were saggy jowls, and the eyeliner became a double set of Asda luggage bags, that would be a dead ringer for me.
Thank you all Thank you all
ReplyDeleteIf only this were real life.....
T@MGt... Is the hair my own? Yes but the head isn't
Bmf Matching shoes? Over-rated. Teach the sprog-things early - the oppression of presentability is to be challenged head on Crud is the new black
nwbi Fuck off!
dd Me too!
G Asda darling! Sooo now!
(nwbi Love you really.... )