Encourage lively child-led activities within liberal autonomous education embrace - but suffer a shitty trashed house.
Try to ease stress by finding 'me time', such as therapeutic knitting in bedroom - but suffer a shitty trashed house.
Give in to 'they'll all be grown up and gone before you know it' indulgence - shitty trashed house...
Yell, throw things, shove 'em out in the garden and lock the doors, send them to boarding school, sell them to white slavers, move house fast and destroy all forms of communication, join the Foreign Legion...... - or.... or nuffin! I think I may have just solved my problems. I wonder if I'd miss them?
If only you could hear what I'm hearing. The kind of sounds a ceiling makes just before it gives way. I'm sure you'd agree I'd not miss them that much.
No I'm positive I'm doing the right thing....... you never knew me, never saw nuffin, wot you boggin' at?