tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post4283274040103097383..comments2023-03-27T17:05:34.212-07:00Comments on sceneofthecrime: New Regime..... Reclaim the Goddess, or is that Gothess?MadameSmokinGunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00369302102195138989noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post-8799035482364544142011-04-21T17:43:24.479-07:002011-04-21T17:43:24.479-07:00SEVEN DAYS!!!!!SEVEN DAYS!!!!!MadameSmokinGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00369302102195138989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post-78016320561294847842011-04-20T16:54:18.065-07:002011-04-20T16:54:18.065-07:00Actually a big swirly black cape could be a good p...Actually a big swirly black cape could be a good place to hide ALL sorts of things....... Hmmmmmmmm...........<br /><br />I have also completed a good couple of years without alcohol - mainly due to Party Fouls. Or were they just foul parties? Thankfully I can't recall.... Come to think of it I don't think I've managed more than a few sips of anything much since baby things appeared - I'm rubbish aren't I? Perfectly capable of dribbling into my own neck and talking gibberish without it.<br /><br />Fuck! - swearing really IS my only remaining vice.MadameSmokinGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00369302102195138989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post-89825875058886617632011-04-20T16:48:44.844-07:002011-04-20T16:48:44.844-07:00Ooh we're a right lot aren't we?
Can I ju...Ooh we're a right lot aren't we?<br /><br />Can I just say tho' - just to have this down in print - I have now completed SIX DAYS without chocolate! Oh yes. Or biscuits. Or cakes. S I X D A Y S I tell you!!!!MadameSmokinGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00369302102195138989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post-47697765575509804352011-04-19T15:20:56.486-07:002011-04-19T15:20:56.486-07:00Hilarious start! Blamange on a trampoline, i will ...Hilarious start! Blamange on a trampoline, i will forever be thinking of that whenever I see a trampoline now. I have resolved now to wearing very covering up floaty pieces and just accept the torments of time, party fouls (a great American expression I just heard) and the pull of gravity, now I'm nearing 50!About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post-90149001158518272342011-04-18T13:24:01.226-07:002011-04-18T13:24:01.226-07:00Oh god - you weighed yourself in front of your hus...Oh god - you weighed yourself in front of your husband? That is the definition of marital trust. I love that you can do that. We are both getting blimpy too - went to a party last week and got out of puff dancing to The Clash and my husband nearly tore his achilles tendon trying to pogo on someone's shoulders, thinking he was back in the old mosh pit. Sad times indeed.<br /><br />I like your resolution and I should do the same. Just looked in my wardrobe - lots of black. I'm like the advert for Scottish Widows. Actually - a bug black swirling cape might hide it. I bought that Tracy Anderson video - oh my god. Cannot do one step of it.alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09338687691871813019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post-77568085926907176252011-04-17T03:42:25.108-07:002011-04-17T03:42:25.108-07:00Maybe we should just invest in a couple of bhurkas...Maybe we should just invest in a couple of bhurkas and avoid France. Crap food there anyway.MadameSmokinGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00369302102195138989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8588974102939585635.post-32039870347873627732011-04-16T04:15:42.614-07:002011-04-16T04:15:42.614-07:00Oh god! I am a blob too! My wardrobe is all black....Oh god! I am a blob too! My wardrobe is all black...except for those clothes that make me look like a 50-year-old social worker who shops in M&S. My middle age spread is planning to take over the world. And I have to wear blinkers when going past anything reflective, particularly shop windows.<br /><br />Is there hope?Big mamma froghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03006397435397636499noreply@blogger.com